Successful Salespeople Speak Plain Prose—Not Slick English: Gitomer Agrees
Evidently, salespeople need to speak plain prose rather than "slick" English if they plan to be successful, according to sales guru Jeffrey Gitomer, whose weekly column is carried in a bazillion business journals across the country. (Check out your local business journal if you don’t already read his column: Jeffrey Gitomer’s Sales Moves.)
When I read his August 27 column, I discovered that he’d excerpted and featured my list of cliched words and phrases that creep into sales lingo all too often:
- No brainer (meaning if you don’t see it as clearly as I do, you’re off your rocker)
- Enhancement (an improvement too insignificant to charge for but worth touting; often confused with body parts)
- Value-added (anything you can’t charge for because the client doesn’t value it enough to pay for it)
- Incent (prodding people with money, freebies, coupons—whatever it takes to get them to do something they’re not inclined to do on their own)
- Core competencies (as opposed to core incompetencies?)
- Initiatives (long, long ago, they were called goals and plans)
- Thought leaders (as opposed to those who lead the unthinking morons?)
- Optimization (the process of making things better and better—as in cooking, flying, making love, making stealth missiles, making movies, building skyscrapers, counting votes, applying makeup, charting sea turtles)
- Solution (solid dissolved in a liquid or a mathematical proof hidden inside all products and services now offered by all corporations around the world)
- Alignment (identifying where the rubber doesn’t meet the road in goals that are supposed to be running parallel to yours)
- Deliverables (paperboys and girls used to ride bikes and carry these)
- Rightsizing (Nordstrom does this free of charge if the clothes are pricey enough)
- Moral clarity (when you decide you can’t get away with something without being fined or jailed)
- Impactful (newly coined term meaning packed full of potential to be hard-hitting—in the mind, heart, pocketbook, gut, mouth)
- Robust (fat, wealthy, expensive, complex, healthy, meaningful, deep, feisty; can be applied to people, philosophy, technology, equipment, training, strategy, food, religion, research, vegetation, medicine, light bulbs, laughter, beer)
- Branding (making livestock so it doesn’t get lost or stolen; marking dead stock in inventory that hasn’t sold in years with a new “look and feel” so that it finds its way to market again)
- Methodologies (in more primitive times, this was methods or the way you do something)
- Technologies (yet undiscovered wizardry from the netherworld)
- Bandwidth (refers to anything you want to limit, as in “that’s outside our bandwidth”)
- Seamless (meaning, I don’t know where the heck my job ends and yours starts, so we can pass the buck if necessary)
- Platform (horizontal structure that supports all systems, people, brands, and philosophies)
(Source: The Voice of Authority: 10 Communication Strategies Every Leader Needs to Know. McGraw-Hill, June, 2007)
In the column, “Jeffrey Gitomer’s Sales Moves: Plain talk makes sales; fancy talk makes you sound lame,” he advises his readers to consider that the sales jargon and industry buzzwords meant to impress can have adverse effects on the bottom line.
If you’re feeling a little sheepish at this point, shape up. Switch to a sincere, straightforward—not sleek—speaking style. Gitomer agrees.
Click here to read the article in Crain’s Detroit Business.


